Engenharia Social do Casal


Rock ON!!!!

Recebido por email da Viviane Molina. Ótimo exemplo de engenharia social!!

Tarde da noite, já estavam deitados, Marido e Mulher, quando…MULHER: Se eu morresse você casava outra vez?
MARIDO: Claro que não!

MULHER: Não?! Não por quê?! Não gosta de estar casado?
MARIDO: Claro que gosto!
MULHER: Então por que é que não casava de novo?
MARIDO: Está bem, casava…
MULHER: (com um olhar magoado) Casava?
MARIDO: Casava. Só porque foi bom com você…
MULHER: E dormiria com ela na nossa cama?
MARIDO: Onde é que você queria que nós dormíssemos?
MULHER: E substituiria as minhas fotografias por fotografias dela?
MARIDO: É natural que sim…
MULHER: E ela ia usar o meu carro?
MARIDO: Não. Ela nem dirige…
MULHER: !!!! (silêncio)
MARIDO: ( em pensamento ) F.u.d.e.u !!!

Uuuuuuuhh...

Uuuuuuuhh...

 

MORAL DA HISTÓRIA:
JAMAIS prolongue um assunto com uma mulher… Apenas abane a cabeça ou diga ‘A-HAM’ ou ‘HUM-HUM’.

Rock OFF!!!

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